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  1. djgolfc

    djgolfc Generation 1

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    A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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  2. The Juggernaut

    The Juggernaut Generation 7

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    Ive heard this before... not my style of jokes though...
     
  3. Sulq

    Sulq Generation 5

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    Whats your style? Knock knock?
     
  4. The Juggernaut

    The Juggernaut Generation 7

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    Anything but you @Sulq......
     
  5. Sulq

    Sulq Generation 5

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    I get it. Lol

    Do you like 'yo mama' jokes?
     
  6. Bruvas

    Bruvas Generation 7
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    Knock knock....
     
  7. The Juggernaut

    The Juggernaut Generation 7

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    I like 3 week ban jokes. lol
     
  8. Sulq

    Sulq Generation 5

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    Who's there?

    Ikr, me 2.
     
  9. Bruvas

    Bruvas Generation 7
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    Titanfall pilots on servers...
     
  10. Sulq

    Sulq Generation 5

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    Titanfall pilots on servers who?
     
  11. The Juggernaut

    The Juggernaut Generation 7

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    Titanfall pilot tryhards with enhanced targeting smart pistols, ghost squad, and active radio pulse parkour camping everywhere.
     
  12. Bruvas

    Bruvas Generation 7
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    OI!

    Think this is some kind of double act??
    :D
     
  13. The Juggernaut

    The Juggernaut Generation 7

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    Go on with your joke.. I just added a alternate ending.... which is the real ending if you go play titanfall :p
     
  14. Bruvas

    Bruvas Generation 7
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    To be fair, the smart pistol is a joke (in that it's only a fun weapon and only works on those not paying attention) :D
     
  15. Sulq

    Sulq Generation 5

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    Titanfall jokes are lame. 4 realz.
     
  16. The Juggernaut

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    Oh I remember hopping into Titanfall ad being fully aware of smart pistol users but even if I parkour like a mad man they have such a big hipfire area to track me so they can parkour shoot with ease. While I on the other hand jump around and cant hipfire as accurately while parkouring.