Don't go thinking that I'm rushing it... but it really does seem like Christmas today. You see, unbeknownst except to a mere select few, the Jolly One himself (St. Nick) will be making an appearance here at my humble abode. The only thing is, not to draw any unwanted attention, I'm informed the time frame for the visit will be somewhere between 1-3pm and he'll be disguised as a Comcast cable installer. Now if that ain't Christmas.. it's pretty darn close.