Saw these again and I thought I'd post them for all to see. Some are very good, some get a groan........... 1.) I tried to catch some fog…..I mist. 2.) When chemists die….They barium. 3.) Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. 4.) A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray…Is now a seasoned veteran 5.) I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid…He says he can stop anytime. 6.) How does Moses make his tea ?…..Hebrews it. 7.) I stayed up all night to see where the sun went….The it dawned on me. 8.) This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club..But I never met herbivore. 9.) I’m reading a book about inti-gravity…..I can’t put it down. 10.) I did a theatrical performance about puns…..It was a play on words. 11.) They told me I had type A blood…But it was a type O. 12.) A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 13.) PMS jokes aren’t funny….Period ! 14.) Why were the Indians here first ?….They had reservations. 15.) Class trip to the Coca Cola factory…..I hope there’s no pop quiz. 16.) Energizer Bunny arrested……Charged with battery. 17.) I didn’t like my beard at first….Then it grew on me. 18.) How do you make Holy water ?….Boil the hell out of it. 19.) What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary ?…A thesaurus. 20.) When you get a bladder infection….urine trouble. 21.) What does a clock do when it is hungry ?..It goes back for seconds. 22.) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger….And then it hit me. 23.) Broken pencils are pointless. Enjoy!!!!!!