PUN ography Silly Puns For Everyone

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  1. Kingkat54

    Kingkat54 Generation 7
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    Saw these again and I thought I'd post them for all to see. Some are very good, some get a groan...........:p

    1.) I tried to catch some fog…..I mist.
    2.) When chemists die….They barium.
    3.) Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    4.) A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray…Is now a seasoned veteran
    5.) I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid…He says he can stop anytime.
    6.) How does Moses make his tea ?…..Hebrews it.
    7.) I stayed up all night to see where the sun went….The it dawned on me.
    8.) This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club..But I never met herbivore.
    9.) I’m reading a book about inti-gravity…..I can’t put it down.
    10.) I did a theatrical performance about puns…..It was a play on words.
    11.) They told me I had type A blood…But it was a type O.
    12.) A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
    13.) PMS jokes aren’t funny….Period !
    14.) Why were the Indians here first ?….They had reservations.
    15.) Class trip to the Coca Cola factory…..I hope there’s no pop quiz.
    16.) Energizer Bunny arrested……Charged with battery.
    17.) I didn’t like my beard at first….Then it grew on me.
    18.) How do you make Holy water ?….Boil the hell out of it.
    19.) What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary ?…A thesaurus.
    20.) When you get a bladder infection….urine trouble.
    21.) What does a clock do when it is hungry ?..It goes back for seconds.
    22.) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger….And then it hit me.
    23.) Broken pencils are pointless.

    Enjoy!!!!!!
     
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  2. The Juggernaut

    The Juggernaut Generation 7

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    I don't know how some of these are so funny yet so cheesy!
     
  3. daennika

    daennika Generation 5
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    One of the reasons why I love the English language.
     
  4. kbrock1

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    A friend tried to impress me with corny jokes,... no pun in ten did.